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June 19th, 2018, 6:55 am

Queen Lobster is quite the hip young whippersnapper, using one of them fancy new mobile telephones!




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WHEN SUDDENLY Mysterious phone call!

(sorry if uploads take a bit longer than usual, I'm super busy atm with all the last things I have to do to complete this college year. And concerts, I have to give SOOOO MUCH CONCERTS I think my hands are gonna fall off aaa)

Also the last panel is one of my favorites from this comic and I don't even know why
MR.Zoet, June 19th, 2018, 7:02 am Reply
Advertisement, June 20th, 2018, 5:21 pm Reply

"Hello Lobster Queen, This is Crab King. I'm just calling to tell you ABOUT THIS AMAZING NEW PRODUCT! WASABI SHAMPOO AND SOAP! IT IS SO AMAZINGLY FRESH AND GREEN THAT ALL YOUR GREASE AND DIRT WILL BURN RIGHT OFF! (along with your skin and fur) BUT DON'T WORRY ABOUT THAT! AND IF YOU BUY TWO BOTTLES OF WASABI SOAP RIGHT NOW WE'LL THROW IN A CHEETO SCENTED TOWEL FOR EXTRA COST!!!!!!! WOW WHAT A GOOD DEAL! ORDER NOW AT 888-EVILSOAPS TODAY! side effects may include anything from loss of all skin to death. SO BUY NOW AND----!!!!! AAAAAHHHHHHHHH THERE IS A GIANT CAT EATING ROBERT!"

"OH NO I"M BEING EATING ALONG WITH ALL THE WASABI SHAMPOO!"

"BOB! STOP TELEMARKETING AND SAVE THE SHAMPOO!!! oh and save Robert too I guess. NOOO NOT THE CHEETO SCENTED BLANKETS! THOSE ARE LIKE 19 DOLLERS EACH!!!"

"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

*click*



Telemarketers am I right?
@9rainbowtails: Okay. That is definitely to most random fun thing someone has ever commented on a thing of mine.

Props for actually making me laugh out loud while reading this during classes xD
@MR.Zoet: Why thank you. I'm pretty good at this sort of thing.
Just a scratch Nesico, after all of that, just needed a band-aid?
Also, thank you for opting out of the manditory "hows it hanging?".

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